She's been at it again, until this time (flaming hell!) MSN is going to close down because some bunch of bastards have been stealing all the good names:
Hi, this is Tara and John, the directors of MSN,Wow! I'm mean, like WOW! I'm convinced.
Sorry for the interruption but MSN is closing down. This is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the names (e.g. Making up lots of different accounts for just one person, etc.), we only have 587 names left. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST.
This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers.
Send it on, thanks.
P.S. WHOEVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND IT WILL COST YOU 10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLY. COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE THANKYOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
This is no joke if you dont believe us then go to this site: http://news.BBC.co.UK/1/hi/business/1189119.stm and see for yourself. Anyways once you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your MSN icon will become blue. Please copy and paste, dont forward because people wont read them.
Yeah. Convinced that no one would be dumb enough to believe such outrageous, well whatever the name for this stuff is. Bulls*t comes to mind.
For Pete's sake, does anyone read these days? "This is Tara and John the directors of MSN?"
Tara and bloody John! I ask you. They couldn't have thought of better names than that? Who honestly thinks that the "directors" of the Microsoft Network would introduce themselves in such a manner?
But these people are so dumb they'll send stuff on if it opened with names like, Seymour Butts and Mike Hunt, they really would. If you sent this message on to someone, do us all a favour and unplug your computer now. Thanks.
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